I caught the Haiti telethon tonight and yes I too donated a few bucks. We quickly realize how fortunate we truly are when we see others suffering. I think I might have a solution for the Haitians: Move them all to North nd South Dakota.

It’s a known fact that Americans could care less about those two states. If the haitians get cold, they could migrate to New Mexico (another useless state).

Also, could someone please stop dragging Clint Eastwood out onto stages. The poor man always looks confused.

/TT